Pilot

"All is clear now!"

- PurpleEyesWTF

The Pilot is, put simply, the pilot episode of the Rocher Hotel podcast. It is also the longest single-part episode.

Description
''Welcome to the very experimental debut of Rocher Hotel, a podcast show hosted by Faulerro and Frobman, where a bunch of guests participate in voice-related activities! Script-reading! Improv! General chaos! Lots of fun!''

''Consider this a prototype episode because it goes way too long! Potential future episodes will likely contain fewer rounds! In the meantime, enjoy the extended pilot! Illustrations provided by Frobman!''

Staff

 * Faulerro
 * Frobman
 * Jacksthemouse

Guests

 * PurpleEyesWTF aka PurpleEyes
 * EileMonty aka Montalvo Pony Sprinkles
 * xthedarkone aka Thomas the Tank Master
 * Lady Nanaki aka the Slightly Bemused Sea Otter
 * CyberLink420 aka the DVD player
 * SerenaMidori aka Gabby McNabby
 * Mystic Pyro Freak aka Court Is Now In Session
 * Erikiteru aka Princess Cupcake Rufflebutt
 * RedAsATomato aka Jane the Saladface

Autobots

 *  (as played by Kiyotaka Ishimaru)
 *  (as played by Kiyotaka Ishimaru)
 *  (as played by Kiyotaka Ishimaru)
 *  (as played by Kiyotaka Ishimaru)

Other characters

 * Daniel Witwicky
 * Daniel Witwicky

Kick-Off Voice Mash
The Rocher Hotel guests kicked off the pilot episode with the Kick-Off Voice Mash. Faulerro provided the guests with an excerpt of the script used for the 1986 animated film The Transformers: The Movie.
 * "Set in the year 2005, the Decepticons have conquered the Autobots' home planet of Cybertron. The story primarily follows the Autobots as they ready to wage war on the Decepticons to take back their homeworld."

Improvability Drive
Instead of choosing numbers and being given situations through which number is chosen, Faulerro instead forced scenarios on pre-made groups.

SerenaMidori and RedAsATomato
 * One of you is trying to buy an embarrassing item from a store, and one of you will be the clerk.

CyberLink420 and Mystic Pyro Freak
 * A superhero vs. supervillain fight.

EileMonty and Lady Nanaki
 * Arguing over who has the largest willy.

PurpleEyesWTF, xthedarkone, and Erikiteru
 * A rowdy bar fight that slowly turns into sexual attraction.

We Are One
The guests had to imitate Frobman in all his frobiness. This goes incredibly well, especially when it is time for Jane to imitate him. SerenaMidori backs out of this round, as she feels bad for imitating her friends.