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"I have just seen, and I shit you not, a girl trying to stick in it a buttplug into an owl."

- xthedarkone "Michael Bay x robotic T-Rex is my otp"

- Mystic Pyro Freak "All is clear now!"

- PurpleEyesWTF "You should see my nipple hair."

- PurpleEyesWTF "It's a plug..... for your butt."

- Faulerro "I don't want to put anything up my butt...."

- RedAsATomato "You shall never penetrate my invincible forcefield."

- CyberLink420 "Supervillains are so nice these days."

- Mystic Pyro Freak "The gist of it was, ninjas.... right?"

- LittleKuriboh "Oh yeah. Then what are you going to do to me next, you dirty man."

- Erikiteru "You have to go on a magical quest to find the Mystical Buttplug!"

- RedAsATomato "Make me sound like that Jane girl!"

- xthedarkone "Is this the part where I'm supposed to fuck somebody?"

- Mystic Pyro Freak "Frob is an attractive gentleman who speaks like a robot, constantly wears sunglasses, and loves himself some Japanese tokusatsu and comics books. He also smells like blueberries."

- Faulerro "Save me Frob! (Save me Frob.)"

- PurpleEyesWTF "How many Street Fighters are there? Like fifty-five of them?"

- Frobman